What if God had voice mail?

We have all learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of 
modern life.  But you may have wondered what if God decided to 
install voice mail?

Imagine praying and hearing this..."Thank you for calling My Father's 
House.  Please select one of the following options:
Press 1 for requests.
Press 2 for thanksgiving.
Press 3 for complaints.
Press 4 for all other inquiries."

What if God used the familiar excuse..."All the angels are helping other 
customers right now.  Please stay on the line.  Your call will be 
answered in the order it was received."

Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call on God in 
prayer?

"If you would like to speak to Gabriel, press 1.  For Michael, press 2.  
For a directory of other angels, press 3.  If you'd like to hear Kind 
David sing a Psalm while you're on hold, press 4.  To find out if a loved 
one has been assigned to heaven, enter his or her social security 
number.  For reservations at My Father's House, press the letters J-O-
H-N and then 3-1-6.  For answers to nagging question about dinosaurs, 
the age of the earth, and where Noah's ark is, please wait until you 
arrive here."

"Our computers show that you have already called once today.  Please 
hang up and try again tomorrow."

"This office is closed for the weekend.  Please call again Monday after 
9:00 A.M."