SIGNS ON CHURCH PROPERTY

A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church.
When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside
sign to read, "The Resurrection is postponed."

When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign with red
letters that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own
message: "We are open on Sundays, too."

"Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."

"God so loved the world that He did not send a committee."

"Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday."

"Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church."

"If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns."

"Forbidden fruit creates many jams."