Every "Hormone Hostage" knows that there are days in the month when all a man 
has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. This is a 
handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of 
every husband.

DANGEROUS:  What's for dinner?
SAFER:  Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST:  Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS:  Are you wearing THAT?
SAFER:  Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST:  Wow! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER:  Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST:  Here's fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS:  Should you be eating that?
SAFER:  You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST:  Can I get you something to drink with that?

DANGEROUS:  What did you DO all day?
SAFER:  I hope you didn't overdo today.
SAFEST:  I've always loved you in that robe.