Procrastinator's Christmas Pledge 


Get any shopping done yet? Well just in case you're one of those Christmas Eve shoppers...here's the 
Procrastinator's Creed:

I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration. 

I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them. 

I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.