ALL I REALLY NEED TO KNOW, I LEARNED FROM NOAH'S ARK
 
Plan ahead.  It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
 
Stay fit.  When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.
 
Don't listen to critics - do what has to be done.
 
Build on high ground.
 
For safety's sake - travel in pairs.
 
Speed isn't always an advantage.  The cheetahs were on board - but so were the snails.
 
If you can't fight or flee - float !
 
Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.
 
Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.
 
When the doo-doo gets really deep, don't sit there and complain - SHOVEL
 
Don't miss the boat
 
No matter how bleak it looks, there's always a rainbow on the other side.
 
Stay below deck during the storm.
 
Remember - amateurs built the ark and professionals built the Titanic.